So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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