I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Alive.
So much puke
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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