just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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