Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
