yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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