I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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