.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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