waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the day after is always just damage control
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Randomize
