Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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