She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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