Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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