is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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