You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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