Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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