I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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