is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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