Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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