he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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