The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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In America we eat man semen.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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