I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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