Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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