How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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