Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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