theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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