You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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