Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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