Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
