I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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