Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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