Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
meet me or not, i'm out of control
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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