big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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