Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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3pm strippers are depressing
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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