Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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