do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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