haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There's always time for handjobs
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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