I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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