I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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