ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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