That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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