A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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