I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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