My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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