if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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