it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I want to make a zoo with you.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
