is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Everclear isn't food dammit
I want to fling myself into the sun
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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