Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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