You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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