I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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