who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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