So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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