no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's never too late to be topless.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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