we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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