She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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